Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

23rd January 2012

Photo reblogged from Fancy THAT with 4,510 notes

[An x-ray of an octopus lady, wearing plenty of jewelry] valkyrien: Oh, look, Gorgonetta! From the medical records of a relative of yours, do you think? Oh my goodness, I do hope there’s nothing wrong with Aunt Marietta.  I suppose the lab techs were unable to get her to take off her jewelry.  Aunt Marietta was always really stubborn about her jewelry.

[An x-ray of an octopus lady, wearing plenty of jewelry]

valkyrien:

Oh, look, Gorgonetta!

From the medical records of a relative of yours, do you think?

Oh my goodness, I do hope there’s nothing wrong with Aunt Marietta.  I suppose the lab techs were unable to get her to take off her jewelry.  Aunt Marietta was always really stubborn about her jewelry.

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