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24th February 2012

Link reblogged from Viva La Propagandista with 58 notes

Awesome Every Day: What Are Your "Oh No Nos"? →

cwnerd12:

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In honor of last night’s Parks & Recreation, I’m curious if anyone has any major dating Oh No Nos they’d be willing to share with the ‘net.

(And we can go by a simple “Dealbreaker” definition, or the implied-by-the-episode definition of “little annoying bullshit that…

ANTI-CHOICE

tells me to lose weight/ comments on other women’s weight

claims that misandry exists

doesn’t like trying new food

doesn’t read

doesn’t love my writing

All of the above, plus:

Is personally invested in or enthusiastic about oppression (any of the oppressions)

Does not like my pets

Is not Budgie

Tagged: mortals: tiresome yet deliciousbudgie

Source: shorterexcerpts

  1. tehzlist reblogged this from awesome-everyday
  2. skittleonium answered: “Oh, I don’t really, like, READ.” “You’re a playwright? So you want to write movies?”
  3. anothertroy answered: I would reblog and answer this but the answer would be six pages long based on previous experience.
  4. zohmcponies answered: Haha Jeff Buckley is a good one. I could never love a man who didn’t agree wholeheartedly that Jeff Buckley is overrated.
  5. adorabelledearheart reblogged this from gorgonetta and added:
    All of the above, plus: Won’t travel. I dated one guy who wouldn’t even go on a day trip to the seaside with me. He...
  6. noelineb answered: has no ldea what “empathy” means
  7. rgr-pop answered: omg i also hate “pleasure you”
  8. destructible reblogged this from clambistro and added:
    Oh I can think of so many red flags. Weed-smoking being a big enough part of your personal identity that it directly...
  9. overlooking-the-ocean reblogged this from gorgonetta and added:
    oh, lawd. - all of the above but swap Budgie for Doc Hammer (sorry Auntie, Budgie is cute and all but my heart is sworn...
  10. gorgonetta reblogged this from cwnerd12 and added:
    All of the above, plus: Is personally invested in or enthusiastic about oppression (any of the oppressions) Does not...
  11. nightlifeunlimited answered: My ‘Oh No No’s’:
  12. everythingbutharleyquinn reblogged this from clambistro and added:
    Whoah, okay… this is actually REALLY creepy, cos EVERY SINGLE ONE of those reasons both of you listed are my big...
  13. erinmargrethe answered: I’m going to start piping Jeff Buckley into your room whenever you stay at my house.
  14. celesteboldlygoes answered: Not liking 90’s rock music is mine.
  15. smashley answered: what about “I can’t drink beer because gluten, but I love all other booze”
  16. michisabelle reblogged this from clambistro
  17. sallydoodle said: this is a fantastic list.
  18. katherinestasaph answered: Ayn Rand. Rockism. Supporting eugenics (this is SCARY COMMON.) Anti-feminism. Acting 15. …Yeah, this is starting to explain a lot.
  19. clambistro reblogged this from shorterexcerpts and added:
    I have many, and mine are all dealbreakers: Not “getting” Withnail...I Not getting into...
  20. cwnerd12 reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    ANTI-CHOICE tells me...lose weight/ comments on other women’s weight claims that misandry...
  21. sheilastansbury answered: ‘if i have halatosis you gave it to me’
  22. awesome-everyday reblogged this from shorterexcerpts and added:
    disgusting.” “I think...your hair.” “Reading is boring.” “You spend too much time online”...
  23. thehuskybro answered: You ever need me to burn you some 90s R&B mix cds, just let me know. Oh and check me out for my Sunday Slow Jams post…on Sunday, duh.
  24. invincibeard said: Even Joss Whedon thinks Buffy the movie is stupid.
  25. katiewashere answered: ordering grilled chicken on a first date is always a bad sign… roasted chicken, maybe.
  26. haveabananana reblogged this from shorterexcerpts and added:
    Mine:- smoking - asking about my past sexual experiences - talking about your plans for your wife and kids - eating off...
  27. oldmanasante answered: Totally agreed on “people who like Big Bang Theory” in general. Is this real life?!?!?
  28. shovelbum answered: The books question would definitely be one for me.
  29. synecdoche said: being more popular than me on the internet.
  30. thelovehater answered: A guy told me that he hated “The Warriors” - how dare he!?! Same guy hated Shaun of the Dead :(
  31. section9 said: Missed out on a Thursday night college game because she wanted to watch Greys. Fuck that show.