Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Quote reblogged from THE MILITANT BALL KICKER with 7 notes
Simon Gallup walks to the door and heads down the dark corridor. As he pads away one last, measured thought echoes back down the hallway “Sting is a FUCKING DICKHEAD!
afskgsfkglfsg (via oohaaheehookabanana)
oh my god simon i adore you
(via creatureskissing-intherain)
Haha oh Simon you’re such a thug
Source: princess-uke