Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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[Black text on a white background: “Kiss the boys and make them die.”]
I Wish. I only make them puke, which is sort of like dieing :)
Well Auntie’s not putting her mouth on some random boy. I mean, you don’t know where they’ve been. No, no, a good solid glare is much more hygienic and has the same result. Petrification: it’s clean and practical!
Source: ispysj