Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

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Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

28th February 2012

Photo reblogged from THE MILITANT BALL KICKER with 95,581 notes

[This is probably by some Neoclassical painter, it’s a painting of Thetis hassling Achilles in front of all his cool friends] I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.  He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”  And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’ no mom mom no NO This is the best description that ever happened on the internet

[This is probably by some Neoclassical painter, it’s a painting of Thetis hassling Achilles in front of all his cool friends]

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO

This is the best description that ever happened on the internet

Tagged: art

Source: lemon-sprinkles

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