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8th July 2012

Chat reblogged from dumb on fire guy with 56 notes

Empathy.

  • Bruce: Hello! I'm Bruce.
  • Tony: And I'm Tony.
  • Bruce: And we're here to tell you about the word empathy!
  • Tony: Empathy! Yes, empathy!
  • Bruce: Tell them about the word empathy.
  • Tony: Uh.. uh...
  • Bruce: What's wrong?
  • Tony: Uh, you're going to laugh at this, Bruce.
  • Bruce: What?
  • Tony: I can't remember what empathy means!
  • Bruce: Oh, that's okay. I'll tell them what empathy means.
  • Tony: *sarcasticcly* Oh boy, this is soo exciting... Bruce Banner is going to tell us about empathy...
  • Bruce: Empathy is being about to understand and care about someone else's feelings.
  • Tony: Yeah... yeah... I don't get it.
  • Bruce: Oh, uh, let me see if I can explain it better. Alright, let's say I'm just working in the lab and oh, oh! My expirement just exploded and there's shrapnel in face!
  • Tony: Oh! That hurts! I hate it when that happens.
  • Bruce: ...er... yeah! It hurts!
  • Tony: I can imagine exactly how you feel.
  • Bruce: That's it! That's empathy!
  • Tony: I still don't get it.

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