Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked. I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did. Because I have ‘best’ on mine.” Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]
BEST FRIENDS.