Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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rossmcbitchface said:
He still has corridors he can back himself into
It’s the English Male Goth Diva’s primary self-protective maneuver, I think. Like a hermit crab. Let something threaten them and they dash for the nearest hallway, or even a handy corner.