Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

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Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

18th July 2012

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Oh fuck i don’t want to alarm anybody but there’s only an inch left in this bottle of booZe 

Tagged: i don't see how i'm going to get to the theater tbhit's almost 6pm and i'm drunk and writing slashthis is not promisingstrong drink is a mocker

  1. prettynakedladies said: Oh no! Tomorrow (or today? The 19th. whatever) marks the first legal day I can buy booze! Perhaps I will mail you some to keep up your supply (and all your drunk cooking posts XD)
  2. gorgonetta posted this