Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Um excuse me did you know they just leave arty photos of David Bowie in a loincloth laying around the internet for anyone to have for free
God bless the internet
Old Pedant compelled to note that this is from when he played the Elephant Man on Broadway in 1980.
are you kiddnig, i love old pedants, pedant away, i AM an old pedant normally but boqi3’a junk in a loincloth
it has that EVFECT