Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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[Image: screencap of Thesaurus.com claiming there are no synonyms for “to stroke”]
Fuck you an your anti-fanfiction attitudes, Thesaurus.com
I’m gonna go out and get a print thesaurus, they don’t sass back