Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.
Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Oh god do you think that if I just greet this class warmly and tell them “Life is the best teacher, go ye forth therefore and learn” I can get away with that
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absolutelyablative said:
You can do it!
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