Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Quote reblogged from Something Else with 57 notes
When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.
Source: writingquotes
True story: I have used this advice in a short story and it worked wonders. It was during Camp NaNo in June and I was...