Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

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Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

3rd August 2012

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I guess instead of the five patrons who were 100% grade-A douchebags to me this week I should instead focus on the extremely sweet grandmotherly patron who gave me a fistbump and a pinky handshake

Tagged: auntie gorgo earns a living

  1. prettynakedladies said: is it bad that I read “patron” as Patron the tequila…
  2. mcbitchtits said: omg <3 yes
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