Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

3rd August 2012

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I’m going to write a suicide note and on that note will simply be the phrase “Simon Gallup’s thighs” and then I’m going to jump out the nearest window

Tagged: could someone please feed my cat for me on account of i will be dead of simonsimon gallupfangirling100% quality