Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Anonymous asked: Blixa Bargeld becomes a Pokemon trainer. What happens next?
I’m not familiar enough with either fandom to say with certainty, but my guess is that he slowly eats them alive while recording their death-cries to be used as sound texture on his next album. If that seems too cruel, possibly he lets them eat him alive and records his own death-cries. You know. Plot-twist.