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10th August 2012

Question with 15 notes

Anonymous asked: Blixa Bargeld becomes a Pokemon trainer. What happens next?

I’m not familiar enough with either fandom to say with certainty, but my guess is that he slowly eats them alive while recording their death-cries to be used as sound texture on his next album.  If that seems too cruel, possibly he lets them eat him alive and records his own death-cries.  You know.  Plot-twist.

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  1. fishcakesfishcakes said: Tapes a recording device to them and records the pokemon battle and uses it in his music
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