Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

10th August 2012

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SETTLE DOWN, SHIRLEY.

I DO WHAT I WANT

-SPANKS ASS- HAY,SHIRLEY.
does this mean I can spank your ass tho

Y’ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS

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