Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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SETTLE DOWN, SHIRLEY.
I DO WHAT I WANT
-SPANKS ASS- HAY,SHIRLEY.
does this mean I can spank your ass tho
Y’ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS