Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
[Two photos of Robert Smith, wearing see-through or falling-off shirts]
please just take off your shirt
Look though, Peter Murphy Syndrome is a serious problem that causes a lot of pain and embarrassment for most sufferers. I’m sure Robert is doing the best he can just to keep those clothes anywhere near his body, and does not intend to titillate or tease his fans.