Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Photoset reblogged from Talking of Michelangelo with 61 notes
[Three stills from Labyrinth in which Jareth’s majesty is prominent]
David Bowie’s crotch is a major part of this film
Source: clangingaroundupstairs
Oh gods I know. Movies where characters wear tights are the best.
My one friend who is pretty good at holding her alcohol played a drinking game with this movie once. You had to drink...
THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN I WATCH ELF. AS WELL AS THIS MOVIE. YOU JUST. YOU JUST CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT IT.
I remember back in the old days of Geocities websites, there was one called “David Bowie’s Area” wherein his crotch was...
The first thing I noticed right after Bowie’s appearance.
If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you’ve seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin....
His crotch probably had his own trailer and agent.
It’s the Bowie!Bulge!
crotch magic crotch
[Three stills from Labyrinth in which Jareth’s majesty is prominent]