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13th August 2012

Photoset reblogged from Talking of Michelangelo with 61 notes

[Three stills from Labyrinth in which Jareth’s majesty is prominent]

swingersshutup:

David Bowie’s crotch is a major part of this film

Tagged: labyrinthdavid bowie: a man and his areacocks!

Source: clangingaroundupstairs

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    Oh gods I know. Movies where characters wear tights are the best.
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    My one friend who is pretty good at holding her alcohol played a drinking game with this movie once. You had to drink...
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  9. guilleum2 reblogged this from clangingaroundupstairs and added:
    THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN I WATCH ELF. AS WELL AS THIS MOVIE. YOU JUST. YOU JUST CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT IT.
  10. trideltalumnagirl reblogged this from ykoriana and added:
    I remember back in the old days of Geocities websites, there was one called “David Bowie’s Area” wherein his crotch was...
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  16. statelessthing reblogged this from exponential63 and added:
    The first thing I noticed right after Bowie’s appearance.
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  19. the-unnatural-disaster reblogged this from authormichals and added:
    If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you’ve seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin....
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  24. blackjacklolita reblogged this from quickdraw-kiddo and added:
    His crotch probably had his own trailer and agent.
  25. exponential63 reblogged this from gorgonetta and added:
    It’s the Bowie!Bulge!
  26. iggypoptarts reblogged this from quickdraw-kiddo and added:
    crotch magic crotch
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  28. gorgonetta reblogged this from quickdraw-kiddo and added:
    [Three stills from Labyrinth in which Jareth’s majesty is prominent]