Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Look at this sassy motherfucker, Porl Thompson. When people told him “OMGZ you’ll regret those tattoos when you are sixty,” he was all “Step off asshole, I got these tattoos when I was sixty.”
Look at this sassy motherfucker, Porl Thompson. When people told him “OMGZ you’ll regret those tattoos when you are...