Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
We would be terribly remiss to have a pig-themed day without somehow including the awesome Flying Pig from The Kids in the Hall, beloved yet ill-fated porcine entertainer of people stuck in life’s many line-ups. Fortunately we found this video of every Flying Pig sketch.
“A bird of prey has the Son of Flying Pig!” I love Dave’s hyper-dramatic line reading there.