Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
20th August 2012
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Aside from the obvious willful stupidity and general scumminess of the protesters, the only damn weapons that should be allowed in any library are the librarians’ ten-inch retractable bronze claws.
Tagged: gorgonlibrarianshipthe vast and complex culture of oppressionguns don't kill peoplegorgons kill peopleif they bring guns into the fucking library
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