Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
[Animated gif of Robert Smith in someone’s closet]
Uh-oh. Goth in the closet. Better set a trap with brandy, mousse, and eyeliner.
Always use a humane trap and release into the wild. The nearest coffee shop, cemetery, industrial ruins, or even Denny’s is a safe place to set them free.