Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

30th August 2012

Question with 2 notes

nightmaresofpassivity asked: I'm rather envious of your sapient ipod. Mine is wholly non-sentient, and to add insult to injury it doesn't even hold as many songs as I want it to.

Have you tried loading it with a mix of music designed to delight and terrify?  I’m not certain, but it may be the unholy blend of Specimen, Sex Gang Children, Neubauten, Bowie, and Siouxsie (to name only a few) that have caused Shuffly to lurch slowly but surely towards sapience.  I’m pretty sure he’s even learning irony.  That can’t be good.

Tagged: 2012: rise of the machinesalltowerswillfallshuffly the sapient ipod

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