Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Just cut off my jeans with the same scissors I just trimmed my armpit hair with
Don’t wait up, honey, Mama’s goin’ out tonight
Reblogging for the tags. Also armpit scissor appreciation.