Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.
Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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How are you real? You must be from some kind of wonderful future…
wait if i’m from the future does this mean i could actually tell people how long they have to live
because that WOULD be very german expressionist of me
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