Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

15th September 2012

Photo reblogged from I keep getting more immortal with 7 notes

ourladyofthepies: That’s Revlon Just Bitten Kissable Balm Stain on my chops. The color is “Romantic.” I have no goddamned idea if I am a warm or cool skin tone.  It just survived a twenty minute dive to fourty feet, followed by a “rescue” from twenty. Looks good, right? A candy cane can’t survive a five minute trip to twenty feet, so, I gotta tell you, JBK is good stuff. Drugstore Princess (here on tumblur) has a positive review of the stuff on her blog. To whatever she says, I say, “Survives a dive.” I need a different shade to match this outfit, though. 

ourladyofthepies:

That’s Revlon Just Bitten Kissable Balm Stain on my chops. The color is “Romantic.” I have no goddamned idea if I am a warm or cool skin tone.  It just survived a twenty minute dive to fourty feet, followed by a “rescue” from twenty. Looks good, right? A candy cane can’t survive a five minute trip to twenty feet, so, I gotta tell you, JBK is good stuff.

Drugstore Princess (here on tumblur) has a positive review of the stuff on her blog. To whatever she says, I say, “Survives a dive.”

I need a different shade to match this outfit, though. 

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