Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Here it is, my favorite species of barnacle in the world: the giant acorn barnacle.
I can talk about barnacles for much longer than you would like to listen.
Well to be fair though, some of your best friends have been barnacles.