Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

20th September 2012

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I’m pretty sure my 10000th post is gonna be all butts

I’ve got like 1300 posts before I get there but you gotta plan this shit in advance

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