Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Photoset reblogged from lilianavonk with 34 notes
[Three animated gifs of Conrad Veidt eating a banana]
So. Basically. Eight minutes into Rome Express.
The porn pretty much writes itself at this point.
Source: aikainkauna
OH. MY. GOD. So, I actually really hate bananas and they freak me out, but, uh… this is really hot.