Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

4th October 2012

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Auntie Gorgo in: A Dream of Bros

Oh damnation, I keep forgetting that on computers without Missing E, I can’t reblog myself, so I shall have to retell this all over again.  Obvs Bwenner’s post put this in mind—

I dreamed that I was walking around campus, as one does, and everywhere I went, there were bros: big bros, small bros, loud bros, importunate bros, all up in my grille and indeed in the grille of every lady-type person within view.  Cries of “HEY GURL” and “SMILE BABY” and “YOU LOOKIN FINE” rent the air, so I headed towards the only empty space I could see—the parking lot.  “Don’t go that way!” someone yelled.  “There’s an escaped leopard over there, and you’ll be killed!”  I stopped for only the briefest of moments to weigh my options, and opted for the leopard.  I awoke as the beast was pouncing on me, and I still did not regret my decision.

THE END

Tagged: auntie gorgo tell us a storyauntie gorgo's pet peeves: broscatcallinglet me also mention that i dreamed this after watching Cat People which is pretty interesting

  1. aristotlex said: (so that’s how everyone but me seems able to reblog themselves)
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