Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
[A macro: Keaton with his head in a cannon, text “WAIT I’LL FIX IT]
I maybe need to post this in my office at work.
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think of my worklife when I posted it this morning…