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Post reblogged from this is your ass captain speaking with 33 notes
ok so this thing that happened earlier
it’s evening, I’m downtown, waiting for a bus to go to my friend’s show, very dressed up
this guy walks by and says “I think you dropped your smile”
I turn around and make this face at him
I hear him say “goddamn” in a mixture of shock and disgust as he walks away
as soon as he’s out of sight I am distinctly smiling for the next few minutes because I’m fucking awesome
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People should make faces at each other more often. Also, asking people to smile seems to be an American thing. In Sweden...
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Omg
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