Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

13th October 2012

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ARE WE DRUNK COOKING? BECAUSE THIS SOUNDS LIKE DRUNK COOKING

NO ACTUALLY IT’S NOT EVEN DRUNK EATING I JUST LIKE TO SHOUT BECAUSE MY DINNER WAS REALLY GOOD I’ve fucked up so much cooking lately ugh

I bring you, a simple recipe: foodnetwork.com/recipes…

I SHOULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN SOMETIME

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  1. prettynakedladies said: You could always follow these really nifty directions that I find are most useful 100% of the time. (I am the shittiest art student ever. Who the fuck let me into art school) i.imgur.com/yqHwg.j…
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