Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

15th October 2012

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Dear Boys, please fill out the following checklist. Are you:

* Smart
* Funny-looking
* Gangly
* Kind
* Feminist
* Artistic
* Sad- and/or dead-looking

If you scored at least three out of seven please return your questionnaires to me at Gorgonetta: For All Your Gorgoning Needs. Some answers weighted more heavily than others.

Tagged: i don't have a checklist for people who aren't guys because i'm on much shakier ground thereauntie gorgo seeks a mateno not really please don't take this seriously okay

  1. strangeharpy reblogged this from gorgonetta
  2. luna-lee said: Best checklist ever!
  3. gasmasquerade reblogged this from gorgonetta and added:
    Return them to me! DO NOT SEND THEM TO GORGONETTA. SHE WILL EAT YOU.
  4. tenderlumpling reblogged this from gorgonetta and added:
    Please also send results to me, tenderlumpling. Because this shit is important.
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