Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Dear Boys, please fill out the following checklist. Are you:
* Sad- and/or dead-looking
If you scored at least three out of five please return your questionnaires to me
at Gorgonetta: For All Your Gorgoning Needs.Some answers weighted more heavily than others.
Return them to me!
DO NOT SEND THEM TO GORGONETTA.
SHE WILL EAT YOU.
THAT’S NOT TR—okay it’s a little true.