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Post reblogged from TRANQUILITY OF REPETITION with 24 notes
Dear Boys, please fill out the following checklist. Are you:
* Smart
* Funny-looking
* Gangly
* Kind
* Feminist
* Artistic
* Sad- and/or dead-looking
If you scored at least three out of five please return your questionnaires to meat Gorgonetta: For All Your Gorgoning Needs.Some answers weighted more heavily than others.Return them to me!
DO NOT SEND THEM TO GORGONETTA.
SHE WILL EAT YOU.
THAT’S NOT TR—okay it’s a little true.
Source: gorgonetta
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luna-lee said:
Best checklist ever!
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Return them to me! DO NOT SEND THEM TO GORGONETTA. SHE WILL EAT YOU.
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Please also send results to me, tenderlumpling. Because this shit is important.
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