Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Photoset reblogged from Once you've grown up, you can never come back. with 322 notes
[Animated gifs of David Bowie, who, enraged with his left glove, removes it and throws it over his shoulder]
Source: davidbowiegifs
david is too #sassy for your shit