Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
F**k Yeah Science of the Day: Say goodbye to the “hot pizza burn” — researchers at the University of New Mexico (a city known for chemistry) have created a dissolving oral strip that gives immediate relief and healing to a scalded mouth.
Coffee, tea, pizza, or Hot Pocket, let no temperature stand in your way ever again. These need to come out ASAP.
THIS IS TRULY A GREAT SCIENTIFIC ACCOMPLISHMENT LIKE I AM HONESTLY SO IMPRESSED LIKE HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR YET.
CAN I PLEASE HAVE 1000000 NOW THANKS
I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE A SIMILAR ORDER THANK YOU
THIS WILL SOLVE SO MANY “TASTING FOR SEASONING”-RELATED COOKING ISSUES YES