Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Post reblogged from this is your ass captain speaking with 8 notes
If another human climbed out of my eyeball I would be very upset
Nightblogging: don’t let it happen to you
Nightblogging: don’t let it happen to you