Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

20th October 2012

Post reblogged from this is your ass captain speaking with 8 notes

lalalalatebar:

If another human climbed out of my eyeball I would be very upset

Nightblogging: don’t let it happen to you

Tagged: tumblr: my new nonpaying career

  1. gorgonetta reblogged this from nemekittypaws and added:
    Nightblogging: don’t let it happen to you