Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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No, actually, given these modern times I offer my club member gifts to be printed from your own home printer. You’ve said the prayer now and I own a part of your soul. You have to listen to my songs and post pictures of me now or you’ll be unhappy.
…But I’m already unhappy. Who’s the chump now, Mozza?
Who’s the chump now?!