Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Every single day is the sorrow olympics. I’m the Pope of Mope, you stand not a chance, friendo. I’ll be competing in unhappy beach volleyball, miserable soccer and disillusioned artistic gymnastics.
That is pretty impressive. Maybe I should cut my losses and bow out gracefully while I still can. In fact, the very thought makes me strangely…happy?