Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Question with 4 notes
marypsue asked: 4, 7, and 35, please!
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No! But College Bestie’s boyfriend did. I think it was the same night he ran naked across Main Street in Bowling Green, Ohio to steal a Christmas tree.
This happened in 1998 or so and I think the statute of limitations on naked Christmas tree theft has surely expired by now, so I guess it’s safe to tell that story.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I hear bees are relentless, although they are tough broads and as such I feel a natural affinity to them. But then, bears are charming when they’re not scooping the top of your skull off to get at the soft, tender brainmeats inside. I’m really having trouble deciding on this one.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Leftovers, assuming you have anything left from when you crushed and devoured your enemies the evening before.