Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.
Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Rowland hit the ground running while the cat was in the room, necessitating a calm but speedy evacuation of the cat from the office and an immediate closing of the door, followed by sealing off the crack underneath the door with old cut-off jeans legs
I’m not saying she’s as much of a handful as her namesake but I am willing to bet cash money that Rowland S. Howard never had to be prevented from scuttling under a closed door lest he get lost or a cat eat him
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pixieboy01 said:
Your rat sounds super cute, got any pictures of her? :3 Did you name her Rowland before or after you found out her biological sex?
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