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Your rat sounds super cute, got any pictures of her? :3 Did you name her Rowland before or after you found out her biological sex?
I’M GLAD YOU ASKED, yes, I have taken as many pictures and videos as possible.

As for her sex, she was massively pregnant when I saw her in the pet store (see above pic), and gave birth less than 48 hours later, poor baby. She’s so tiny, but she managed to have 8 huge babies, earning her the appellation “Mother of Calamities.” It has such a nice ring to it: Rowland S. Howard, Mother of Calamities.