Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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I love reading your ratty Rowland posts
The day before she gave birth, she fell off my desk. I’d thought, “Surely a person as brilliant as Rowland is will not fall” and thus was being inattentive, but ha, I’d only adopted her a day before and I had no idea yet.
Fortunately, she fell on a soft spot.