Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Anonymous asked: Auntie, is it possible for a niblet to become a Gorgon?
Most precious niblet, you’re all gorgons in my eyes.
Sadly, our species originally thought of all of our young as potentially delicious niblets. I guess when you’ve been brooding a clutch of 12-15 eggs for months, you tend to get a bit peckish.
XOXO,
AG
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Anonymous asked: If you used google to find that image of the two puppies then what did you google? :P
Wouldn’t that be something? But no, I actually saw it scroll across my dash, and I thought, “Well this is just like another thing I’ve seen…”
That said, putting “puppies kissing” into a Google image search does find pictures of puppies kissing. Who knew?
XOXO,
AG
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Anonymous asked: your photo captions are the best thing ever
Most delectable niblet, thank you! Here at Gorgonetta: For All Your Gorgoning Needs, we aim for a blend of accessibility and sass.
XOXO,
AG
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Anonymous asked: Thank you for the advice. And on stalking through your asks as curious little goth fairies do at 3am and seeing something avengers related, the ship name for Steve/Tony is actually Stony. OuO
Hahahahaha of course it is. But let’s face it, no ship name will ever top the OT3 “Stark Spangled Banner.”
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Anonymous asked: Auntie Gorgo, I want to grow up to be as hilarious and witty as you. How can I achieve this? OuO
Hormones, rum [optional], and a vast amount of time spent inhaling pop culture from 300-30 years ago? I mean, depending on one’s goal, that’s either what to do or what to avoid.
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Anonymous asked: You carry a handkerchief? (slow clap) Fantastic.
What’s terrible are the times I forget to carry a handkerchief (which is 99% of the time) and wind up at some other movie that makes me sob uncontrollably. I got through half the Chaplin retrospective on a horrible old Kleenex I found in the back of my purse. Awful. Just dreadful planning.
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Anonymous asked: WHy do they call you Auntie Gorgo?
Delicious niblet, thank you for asking. This post is a good explanation for the Gorgo part; as for “Auntie,” well, can you really imagine me as someone’s mum? The mind boggles.
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Anonymous asked: Isn't "naked photo of Peter Murphy" redundant? :')
Edie is that you
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Anonymous asked: oh my god I love you and your blog so much XD
What part is your favorite? Is it the occasional naked photo of Mark Ruffalo, the occasional naked photo of Peter Murphy, or the Roger O’Donnell/Robin Gallith/God mpreg OT3 OT4 that sometimes just randomly falls out?
BRB DYING,
Auntie Gorgo
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Anonymous asked: LINKS TO PICS
I bet you mean the naked mruff pics, don’t you, anon
don’t you
don’t you
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