Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

8th November 2013

Post with 18 notes

"Do you work here" no no I just stand at the staff desk and am logged into a staff computer and am wearing a staff lanyard for shits and giggles b/c clearly nobody who isn’t a woman 50+, a dude, or 100% conventional-looking could ever be a librarian

Tagged: nobody ever asks the dudes if they work herefunny how authority worksfuck everythingi have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

10th September 2013

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Tagged: i have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

15th July 2013

Photo reblogged from fuck with 33,441 notes

[Still: A well-dressed woman saying, “I have to start writing things down.  I also have to start drinking heavily.”]
meurve:

yeah

[Still: A well-dressed woman saying, “I have to start writing things down.  I also have to start drinking heavily.”]

meurve:

yeah

Tagged: gpoyi have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

30th April 2013

Post with 14 notes

Gainful employment is really important but one of its drawbacks is that so often one is not permitted to set people on fire

Tagged: i got catcalled by a pack of bros from the automotive school todayi am sure they are actually drama students learning how to behave stereotypically for an assignment rightbecause i'd hate to think our automotive students were a bunch of walking stereotypesi have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

5th April 2013

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…if my passive-aggressive co-worker thinks it’s appropriate to play music without headphones back in the reference office then I am 100% likely to start blasting Neubauten sans headphones as well

Tagged: don't you try to passive-aggressive at mei grew up with Mum Gorgo i learned passive-aggression from the fuckin' masteri have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

20th March 2013

Photoset reblogged from DEEP IN THE WOODS A FUNERAL IS SWINGIN' with 63 notes

rossmcbitchface:

gorgonetta:

rossmcbitchface:

I still don’t understand anything about Nick Cave’s face.

who okayed him to move into that destroyed building tho

IDK BUT SOMETIMES HE REMINDS ME OF BEN STILLER. LOOK AT THE TOP PHOTO IN THIS SET AND TELL ME YOU DON’T SEE IT.

dude don’t ben stiller at me i haven’t even had tea yet and i’ve already had to yell at a spoiled white kid and everything

frank tovey was nice tho

Tagged: nick cavei have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

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18th March 2013

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Good lord a student wheeled his chair straight back into me as hard as he could because god forbid he’d pay attention to where he’s at in a public space and when I exasperatedly said “Excuse me” all the other students nearby looked around like I was some kind of asshole for daring to sound less than pleased about it

I bet Daniel Ash wouldn’t act like that because he has manners and an understanding of cause and effect

Tagged: ughi have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

5th March 2013

Post with 21 notes

Let’s play a game called “How many buttons for offensively-named post-punk bands can Gorgonetta wear on her various work jackets without anybody noticing”

[Sex Gang Children, Alien Sex Fiend, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Gun Club, Christian Death so far, not counting my Nixa button, which is potentially offensive but largely mysterious]

Tagged: microrebellionsi have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

5th February 2013

Photo reblogged from Two Headed Bishounen with 220,148 notes

[Social anxiety wheel, showing physical, cognitive, and behavioral symptoms]
hobbitdragon:

impromptuonedykedanceparty:

whimmy-bam:

No one has said this yet, so I feel I must.
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
So many people don’t seem to understand that social anxiety can manifest itself in multiple ways. Some people will just dismiss that you have social anxiety if you don’t fit into what they perceive it to be, and that lack of understanding can be really hurtful. So thank you for this.
(And as my personal comment, I fit into behavioural and cognitive.)


i shake so badly irl, pretty much constantly. also hey Fear-Based Decision-Making, more like my life, lmao that was even the gist of that post I made

I don’t get this, but most of my friends/partners do. 

I actually get every single one of these except for the eating in public thing, because hell, nothing is ever gonna stop me from eating.  [EDIT: And the twitching, I don’t get the twitching.]  I think I’ll print copies of this to have at each job in case someone A: hassles me or B: legit wants to understand what I’m dealing with.  Plus, it reminds me that I’m not a loser, I have an actual problem and do pretty well at living with it every day given its severity.

[Social anxiety wheel, showing physical, cognitive, and behavioral symptoms]

hobbitdragon:

impromptuonedykedanceparty:

whimmy-bam:

No one has said this yet, so I feel I must.

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

So many people don’t seem to understand that social anxiety can manifest itself in multiple ways. Some people will just dismiss that you have social anxiety if you don’t fit into what they perceive it to be, and that lack of understanding can be really hurtful. So thank you for this.

(And as my personal comment, I fit into behavioural and cognitive.)

i shake so badly irl, pretty much constantly. also hey Fear-Based Decision-Making, more like my life, lmao that was even the gist of that post I made

I don’t get this, but most of my friends/partners do. 

I actually get every single one of these except for the eating in public thing, because hell, nothing is ever gonna stop me from eating.  [EDIT: And the twitching, I don’t get the twitching.]  I think I’ll print copies of this to have at each job in case someone A: hassles me or B: legit wants to understand what I’m dealing with.  Plus, it reminds me that I’m not a loser, I have an actual problem and do pretty well at living with it every day given its severity.

Tagged: anxietysocial anxietymental illnessi have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

26th January 2013

Photo reblogged from Things of Interest with 12,626 notes

[Mental Illness Stigma BINGO card, featuring such classics as “You just need some self control” and “Everyone gets depressed/anxious”]
driftingfocus:

manic-depressed-pixi-dream-bitch:

just-another-nerd37:

anonymousfia:

Fuck you if you have said any of these to someone who is suffering. Fuck. You.

i have literally been told ALL of these many more times then once. many of them are ingrained in me so i think it to myself about myself. really need to work on that

I’ve heard most of these, and internalized a good chunk of the ones I’ve heard. :/
This shit kills.

My life in a bingo board.

I am also fond of “We’re not wrong, you’re wrong because you’ve got the $crazy,” which comes up a lot at work.  Gaslighting FTW!

[Mental Illness Stigma BINGO card, featuring such classics as “You just need some self control” and “Everyone gets depressed/anxious”]

driftingfocus:

manic-depressed-pixi-dream-bitch:

just-another-nerd37:

anonymousfia:

Fuck you if you have said any of these to someone who is suffering. Fuck. You.

i have literally been told ALL of these many more times then once. many of them are ingrained in me so i think it to myself about myself. really need to work on that

I’ve heard most of these, and internalized a good chunk of the ones I’ve heard. :/

This shit kills.

My life in a bingo board.

I am also fond of “We’re not wrong, you’re wrong because you’ve got the $crazy,” which comes up a lot at work.  Gaslighting FTW!

Tagged: mental illnessstigmai have a joband heaven knows i'm miserable now

Source: obscenepromqueen