Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Ooo niblets I can’t wait, I am so excited, I get to go home from work early and then I get to change into my new tentacle shirt and go out with Razorqueen
We are gonna tear shit up
And by “tear shit up” I mean “drink tea and talk about mpreg”
