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Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Tumblr’s recommended blogs sidebar is so useful for finding new blogs to block
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The internet’s habits of shortening phrases and words tends to make things confusing, so I’ll explain this one in hopes of clearing things up: “Feminazi,” is short for, “I don’t actually know what feminists or Nazis are.”
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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
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[Comic panel: a woman reading in bed is unimpressed by the sudden, dramatic appearance of Lord Satan]
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People who think there’s no need to be a feminist in the year 2013 have obviously not ventured into the comments section of any YouTube video
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![teratocybernetics:
roachpatrol:
archiemcphee:
Here’s an awesome sight that’s as likely to be someone’s dream come true as someone else’s worst nightmare. You’re looking at just over 4 continuous miles of sausage. Three French butchers located in in Ganges, France recently beat the European record for making the longest sausage. It measures 6km and 772m or 4.2 miles. Yep, that’s a whole lot of sausage.
And now, the next time someone asks you to name Europe’s longest sausage, you’ll have the answer.
Photo by Alain Robert
[via Telegraph.co.uk]
Four continuous miles of sausage.
There’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m not sure I’m up to making it.
Hey look it’s an MRA pity party..](http://24.media.tumblr.com/eae2d959b099de40a2fa75a464dbf166/tumblr_mmmhrpC9wx1qzfsnio1_500.jpg)
Here’s an awesome sight that’s as likely to be someone’s dream come true as someone else’s worst nightmare. You’re looking at just over 4 continuous miles of sausage. Three French butchers located in in Ganges, France recently beat the European record for making the longest sausage. It measures 6km and 772m or 4.2 miles. Yep, that’s a whole lot of sausage.
And now, the next time someone asks you to name Europe’s longest sausage, you’ll have the answer.
Photo by Alain Robert
[via Telegraph.co.uk]
Four continuous miles of sausage.
There’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m not sure I’m up to making it.
Hey look it’s an MRA pity party..
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Seriously considering studding my jacket with a few nails mixed in along side normal studs to keep overzealous usually male grabby hands from having a squeeze when on public transit.
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A catcall is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The purity myth is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The fetishization of female purity in a world where catcalls are an acceptable form of communication telegraphs one thing very clearly:
“Women, stop sexualizing yourselves—that’s our job, and you’re taking all the fun out of it.”
The sexualization of women is only appealing if it’s nonconsensual. Otherwise it’s “sluttiness,” and sluttiness is agency and agency is threatening.
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[Illustration: a fist with keys jutting out, text “Sick of walking home like this?”]
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