Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
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the avengers aka my sudden and immense love for bruce banner
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner, that is.
“I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out”: this was the one thing in the movie that really made me tear up, because like Banner, I’ve got a lot of rage, that rage has been vilified by others for its destructive/disruptive potential, and I feel very ambivalent about it. It’s also the only reason I’m still alive today. My anger makes my life difficult, but it also saves it.
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Bruce Banner appreciation post
“I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out” okay I had to take a walk around the block and sob for a while after seeing Avengers because of that line
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![memosfromfury:
[Submitted by: aspermoth
Staff are reminded that filling Dr. Banner’s laboratory with cans of Jolly Green Giant canned vegetables is not only insensitive, but also interrupts his delicate scientific studies. Those responsible will be required to scrub any debris from the laboratory with a toothbrush. You have been warned.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9y9tbeuxC1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Submitted by: aspermoth
Staff are reminded that filling Dr. Banner’s laboratory with cans of Jolly Green Giant canned vegetables is not only insensitive, but also interrupts his delicate scientific studies. Those responsible will be required to scrub any debris from the laboratory with a toothbrush. You have been warned.]
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[Animated gifs illustrating a possible film, Iron Baby]
Tony Steven Banner, you come down from the upper stratosphere right this instant
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Mind you, I would also pay cash money to see a Black Widow/Hulk movie, but then again I also ship Natasha/Bruce so hard I have circumnavigated the globe three times.
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[Two animated gifs from Avengers: Banner telling Black Widow “I’m sorry. That was mean.”]
I just wanted to see what you would do.
The moment the whole theatre fell in love.
IDK man I totally interpreted that moment as suppressed rage and sarcasm, not as some kind of cutesy apology
MRuff’s Banner is a pretty complicated dude
(Although arguably I fell in love with him that moment for being so fucking pissed and yet being so familiar with that feeling that he could hide it, but that’s probably not what the OP meant)
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![[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked. I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did. Because I have ‘best’ on mine.” Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6unlkIBZQ1raahg9o1_500.png)
[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked. I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did. Because I have ‘best’ on mine.” Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]
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[Gifset from Avengers: Bruce Banner and a security guard, discussing the Hulk’s entrance in an abandoned building]
Did I hurt anybody? // There’s nobody around here to hurt. You did scare the hell out of some pigeons, though. // You saw? // The whole thing. You went right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude.
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Empathy.
- Bruce: Hello! I'm Bruce.
- Tony: And I'm Tony.
- Bruce: And we're here to tell you about the word empathy!
- Tony: Empathy! Yes, empathy!
- Bruce: Tell them about the word empathy.
- Tony: Uh.. uh...
- Bruce: What's wrong?
- Tony: Uh, you're going to laugh at this, Bruce.
- Bruce: What?
- Tony: I can't remember what empathy means!
- Bruce: Oh, that's okay. I'll tell them what empathy means.
- Tony: *sarcasticcly* Oh boy, this is soo exciting... Bruce Banner is going to tell us about empathy...
- Bruce: Empathy is being about to understand and care about someone else's feelings.
- Tony: Yeah... yeah... I don't get it.
- Bruce: Oh, uh, let me see if I can explain it better. Alright, let's say I'm just working in the lab and oh, oh! My expirement just exploded and there's shrapnel in face!
- Tony: Oh! That hurts! I hate it when that happens.
- Bruce: ...er... yeah! It hurts!
- Tony: I can imagine exactly how you feel.
- Bruce: That's it! That's empathy!
- Tony: I still don't get it.
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